How To Train Your Dragon Adult Costume

Ever dreamt of soaring through the skies with your very own dragon? While we're still working on the flying part, we've got the next best thing - a How To Train Your Dragon adult costume guide! Let's dive in, shall we?

Why Toothless? Why Not?

First things first, why not go for the big, bad, scary dragon? Because, my friend, Toothless is where it's at! He's loyal, he's loveable, and he's got that cool, glowing blue night fury thing going on. Plus, who doesn't want to ride a dragon like a boss?

Gather Your Gear

Alright, so you've decided to become the Viking dragon whisperer. First, you'll need a few key pieces:

• Dragon costume (obviously)
• Viking helmet
• Pants (because, you know, modesty)
• Boots
• Proud smile

Now, let's break it down.

Dragon Costume: The Main Event

This isn't your average Halloween costume. No, no, no. This is a Dragon, capital D. You'll want something that's comfy, durable, and looks like it could take on a Red Death.

Look for a costume with a built-in hood that looks like a dragon's head. The more detailed, the better. You want those horns and spikes to be fierce. And don't forget the glowing eyes - because, you know, night fury.

Pro tip: Make sure it's machine washable. Dragons might be majestic, but they're also messy eaters.

Viking Helmet: The Cherry on Top

What's a Viking without his helmet? Slap on a classic horned helmet to complete the look. Bonus points if it's got some weathering or rust - you know, to make it look like you've been on some serious dragon-riding adventures.

Can't find a helmet with horns? No worries! Grab some cardboard, some paint, and channel your inner Viking. You've got this!

Pants and Boots: The Boring But Necessary Bit

Sure, you could go full Viking and rock the bare legs. But let's be real, it's cold out there. Grab some sturdy, dark-colored pants and boots. They'll keep you warm and let your dragon costume shine.

Pro tip: If you're feeling extra fancy, you can always add some Viking-inspired embroidery or patches to your pants. You know, to make them really yours.

Now, Let's Ride!

You've got your costume, you've got your gear. You're ready to take to the skies. But wait! Don't forget the most important part - your ride.

Grab a friend (or a very sturdy piece of furniture) and practice your dragon-riding poses. Remember, it's all about the lean. You want to look like you've been riding dragons your whole life.

Pro tip: Practice your "Let's go save the day!" yell. You'll need it when you're soaring through the skies.

You're a Dragon Rider, Now What?

Now that you're a fully-fledged dragon rider, it's time to show the world. Head to a con, a party, or just your local park. Trust us, people will love it.

And who knows? You might just inspire a few future dragon riders of your own. So go on, let your inner Viking roar. The skies are waiting!

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