What Order To Watch The Halloween Movies

Slicing Through the Timeline: Your Chill Guide to Watching Halloween Movies

Alright, horror fans, let's talk Halloween movies. We've got a whole bunch of them, each with its own spooky vibe. But with so many, you might be wondering, "Where do I start? And how do I keep track of it all?" Well, grab a bowl of popcorn and let's dive in. We're gonna keep it relaxed, curious, and fun. Think of it like trick-or-treating - we're gonna pick the best treats and skip the tricks (well, most of them).

Our Spooky Starting Point: The Original Halloween (1978)

Let's kick things off with the granddaddy of them all, the original Halloween. Directed by John Carpenter, this flick is like the pumpkin pie of the franchise - it's the classic that started it all. You gotta watch it first to understand the roots of the story. It's like meeting your grandma - you might not understand her stories at first, but you'll appreciate them later.

Now, here's where things get interesting. The sequels, remakes, and reimaginations start to pile up like leaves in autumn. But don't worry, we're gonna navigate this maze like Michael Myers on a killing spree (metaphorically, of course).

Sequels, Remakes, and Everything in Between

After the original, we've got a Halloween II (1981) that continues the story of Laurie Strode and her not-so-friendly stalker. But then, things get a bit wonky. We've got a Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) that's got nothing to do with Myers. It's like that one weird cousin at the family reunion - you're not sure how they're related, but they're there. You can skip this one if you want, but hey, it's Halloween - you might as well embrace the weird.

Then we've got a Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) and Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989). These are like the twins that show up at the party - they look similar, but they're not quite the same. They're not bad, but they're not the original either. You can watch them back-to-back, like a double feature at the drive-in.

Now, things get a bit more complicated. We've got a Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) and a Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998). The first one's got a cult following, the second one's got Jamie Lee Curtis. It's like choosing between apple pie and pumpkin pie - both are good, but you can't have them both at the same time. Pick your poison, or watch them both and have a pie-eating contest.

Then we've got a Halloween: Resurrection (2002) that's got Busta Rhymes fighting Michael Myers. It's like that one time your mom tried to rap - it's memorable, but it's not quite right. You can skip this one, but hey, it's Halloween - you might as well laugh at the weirdness.

Now, here's where things get interesting again. We've got a Rob Zombie Halloween (2007) and a Halloween II (2009) that's a remake of the original sequel. It's like getting a new pair of shoes - they're not the original, but they're still pretty cool. You can watch them back-to-back, like a double feature at the drive-in. But be warned, they're not for the faint of heart.

Finally, we've got a Halloween (2018) that's a direct sequel to the original. It's like seeing your grandma again after all these years - it's familiar, but it's also new. It's a great way to end our little Halloween movie marathon.

So, What's the Best Order to Watch Them?

Well, that depends on what you're looking for. If you want the original story, watch them in release order: Halloween (1978), Halloween II (1981), Halloween 4, Halloween 5, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, Halloween H20, Halloween: Resurrection, Rob Zombie Halloween, Halloween II (2009), and finally, Halloween (2018).

But if you want a more streamlined story, watch the even-numbered films: Halloween, Halloween II, Halloween 4, Halloween 6, Halloween H20, and Halloween (2018). It's like skipping the commercials - you still get the main story, but you miss out on some of the fun.

Or, you could just watch them all and have a marathon. It's like a Halloween buffet - you can pick and choose what you want to watch. Just remember to take breaks and eat some real food - you don't want to end up like Michael Myers after all that candy.

So there you have it, folks. Your guide to watching the Halloween movies. It's a spooky, complicated, and sometimes confusing world out there, but with this guide, you'll be navigating it like a pro. Happy Halloween!